Sunday, April 10, 2011

If No One Ever Marries Me

This is an If No One Ever Marries Me parody with Dracula

If No One Ever Marries Me

If no one ever marries me

That will be fine

I don’t really care

There is nobody in line


I live alone

In my castle on a hill

I sleep in a coffin

Awaiting my kill


When you walk in

You will then see my house

But don’t snoop around

Because you seem like a mouse


As you have heard

I do not seem real

I’m Dracula

And your my meal

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